- elias (in a public restroom): "mommy, my wiener isn't doing his special tricks today." i have never used the word wiener in my life referring to a body part. thanks rez.
- (after reading The Berenstain Bears Count Their Blessings ada was pushing on my "beauty mark" while we said good night):
ada: "beep beep. it is like you have a belly button on your face mom"
me: "thanks ada. that wasn't very nice. sleep tight, sweet dreams."
ada: "mama, you should count your blessing and stop being jealous."
me: "jealous?"
ada: "you are jealous of how beautiful i am. i can tell. you should just go to bed and count your blessings."
clearly the moral had new meaning to ada. it must be nice to be a barbie princess singer in the making.
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