- i just read an article on
motherlode about good parents yielding unhappy children. i am at the brink of being an "
overparent". i am fully aware. please stop me from becoming one. really. i don't want to be, but if i leave my children alone, they just follow me around! if i ignore them, they beg me to pay attention to them! if mean kids are mean to them, they beg me to help them! i think formula and day care are really the best options, how about you?
- my oldest daughter's best friend is a hairbrush. she brushes her hair all day long. she wants to shower and put conditioner in her hair if she notices the slightest tangle. yesterday she told me the when her hair "reaches the ground, she should probably get it trimmed half and inch so she doesn't get tangles from stepping on it." she is four. good lord!
- my son's new best friend is "mimi". i can't see her. neither can you, probably. she is a girl and she is in africa. (coincidentally, so is his favorite babysitter.) fortunately, "mimi" can still play trucks and restaurant with elias every day in our playroom. should i be concerned?
- today i ripped my big toenail off. it was a trauma toenail anyways. have i ever told you what i did to my big toe one winter day in boston? i'll make it short and sweet. upon returning from a trip to bermuda, our driveway had about a foot of solid ice on it. i had a quite brilliant idea to boil water in our condo, pour it on the driveway, and then chop at it with a shovel. i ended up kicking the shovel into the curb and ruining my big toe for almost two years. it was a broken mess. poor guy has never been the same. reza finds the whole story very entertaining. i, however, do not.
- i was cleaning today and thinking about our poor mr. dagger, aka the shedding machine. i love him (kind of), but upon having kids i started to not like him very much. i mean, when you watch your kids eat cereal off the floor that is covered with dog hair, or find black stray hairs in your five month old's fat creases, it makes you start to gag a little.
ok- to bed i go. wish us luck on our beach excursion tomorrow. miss hanna does NOT like the car, but let's hope she LOVES the ocean!